Things I Just Don't Understand.

      As I sat here and racked my brain for about a whole freaking week, I finally thought of a great topic to rant and rave about. Things that I just don't understand. This whole week has just been a plain mess! What happened to my awesome weekend?? By the way...strip beer pong...legit. Anyway! I thought the best way to approach this topic would be a list...and here it goes:

1.) Videogames. I do not understand how grown MEN can sit there and play video games for hours. I mean, do not get me wrong because once in a while I do have a guilty pleasure for The Sims 3 on PC. (....Mainly because I like making all the sims sluts and vampires.) Anyway...back on track! I am just plain tired of sitting and watching while my husband plays Battlefield 3 and Madden every single day when he gets home from work. Um HELLOOO!? Nice to see you too, hun. Not to mention the hundreds of dollars spent each month for this "hobby"- as he likes to call it. With all the money spent on video games, I could have bought myself dozens of sexy lingerie *whistle* for him to watch ME play around in instead! I mean, I can role-play too ya know...

2.) Most Military Wives. Yes I know, I am one of them. But in my defense...I am a rare breed of them and I am really, truly only friends with the wives of the same breed. You know who you are ladies. :) Here's the thing: I do not sit and talk about how wonderful and perfect my husband is. I do not sit there and kiss his feet and talk about how I miss him when he's at work. Most importantly I do not talk about it over Facebook statuses! I mean come on ladies, be real! I, and everyone else knows damn well your husband does not walk on water. He farts. He eats YOUR left over food. He leaves his dirty clothes, towels, dishes, etc. everywhere! Now I'm not saying I don't love my husband because trust me, I do. I love him more than words can explain. I just wish all these other military wives would give the world a break and be real! No ones going to judge you because your husband is an asshole at times...we're all judging you because you think he's not.

3.) Home-bodys. Random topic, but it ties into my week so I thought I'd add it. Probably due to the fact that I am going absolutely stir-crazy and pretty much about ready to gauge my eyeballs out with a spoon. I will be starting school in about 18 days and I'm curious as to how my view on this topic will be then. Back to the subject. I don't get how people can just want to sit at home all day and not want to explore different things. Might be my Sagittarius nature to be a social butterfly but my husband is a fellow Sag and we're totally opposite when it comes to going out. I love doing random spontaneous things. Go flying a kite, go riding a bike, go see museums and aquariums, get too drunk for words and go on an adventure...experience life and all that there is to it! If I do not make anymore friends soon, I think I might have to join the traveling circus. Just kidding...

I have a million other topics and I could probably go on for days, so I'll save it for later. Happy Friday!
Until next time...
  

My Very First Blog...Ever.

    Well, hello there. It's Friday night and no I am not dancing on table tops and taking too many shots. How am I spending it you ask? By eating my bowl of rocky road ice cream and sitting alone with my two wonderful dogs - who by the way think they are human. It would be much easier to focus on this blog if Harley, my eleven month old beast, wasn't drooling all over my hands as I type this. Yum...slobber-filled rocky road. Gotta love it!
    The Husband is out on a "boarding" for work and I am left to sit and watch all the chick flicks my heart desires! For any of you who don't know, my husband and I have just relocated to good 'ol Norfolk, Virginia. I am naturally a Southern California Princess, born and raised! If you know anything about us Southern Californians it's practically considered 'taboo' to travel to the -dun dun dun- East Coast! (Insert screams). Traveling across the states was interesting. Mostly desert until you hit Dallas, Texas and then BAM! - it's all back roads and country livin', sweet tea and all!
     I haven't made many friends here yet. Upside is we have awesome neighbors. Weekends are spent mastering the ancient art of beer pong at their place. That is until I've had enough and the Husband has to slump me over his shoulder and carry me 'cross the lawn and up the stairs where I spend the next twelve hours in bed sleeping off that wonderful hangover. Other than that, all the other people that I have met have been Coast Guard wives with kids. Yuck..kids. By the way people, do not ask. I will not, I repeat, not having anything cookin' in my oven anytime soon! Charger and Harley will do for the next five years or so. :)
     Well, I guess I should get back to my drool flavored rocky road. So long and good night. Until next time...